My dad is in his forties and has suddenly decided he want to be cool in front of my friends.  I just started college this year, and honestly, I was really liking the idea of cutting the umbilical cord and getting away from the family, but money is tight and college is expensive, so I moved back in recently.  For some reason, dad now wants to be buddies, one of the gang.

First he comes strolling out to where my friends and I are watching TV, and starts yammering on about some AnnaLynn McCord picture he saw recently.  OK, yeah, I saw them too.  She’s amazing.  Great photos. I hear she even is pretty bright.  Point taken.  But then he goes on and says Kendra Wilkinson is probably the most beautiful woman out there right now:  don’t we agree?  Now, my friends are pretty laidback, but I think even they were feeling a little “weirded out” by the whole thing.  My dad is what, 58?  I’m not saying that’s too old to notice beautiful women. What I am saying is that it’s too old be rambling on about how beautiful they are and why didn’t the girls look like that when he was growing up.  Seriously, he said that.  To my friends.  In my house. With my mom in the kitchen.

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